It's Hard to Feel Bad for Kim when She Dresses This way on Purpose...
Oh baby Kimye! Look at what a monster you have created!
While Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s first born child continues to develop, the topic of conversation in every gossip mag has been Kimmy’s pregnancy body. Any woman is going to gain a few pounds here and there, but since Kim is the ultimate celebrity the critics have let loose on her mother moose figure.
And their opinions have really gotten to the reality TV star now that she is 7 months pregnant. From the width of her enormous ass, to her gargantuan feet that have swelled up like watermelons, Kim admits that she’s had trouble finding clothes to fit her new shape. But don’t feel sorry for her, because she refuses to wear maternity clothes. Umm hello, if the price tag doesn’t have a comma, it ain’t going in her closet.
And some sources blame her baby daddy for the fact that she won’t trade in the designer label for something a little more comfortable. Kanye is allllll about lookin’ fly you know.
With regard to dressing in all designers and the pregnancy she recently said,
“This is how I have always dressed, and right now I’m wearing anything that fits.”
Kardashian also admitted that she has had to give up her 5 inch Louboutin stilettos due to the swelling of her limbs. (Awe, poor thing.)
Kim continued, Read More
Top 2 race through 6 in 60 minutes!
THIS. IS. IT. y’all!!! #idolfinale 12 is finally here!! Tonight we see Kree Harrison up against my fave: Candice Glover! Not only has it been the year for a girl to win, it has been a FEMALE OVERLOAD of a top 10. The Top 4 were all females, and in my opinion, the best of the best. Tonight will definitely be a knockout performance… all 6 of them! The ladies have to sing 3 songs each, first is Simon Fuller’s choice, choice 2 is the Idols’ single, song 3 is their personal pick!! The judges are looking ab fab tonight… Ryan calls tonight “country vs. soul, Kreedom vs. Candy Girl”… nice…. sounds like an awful lot of Team Candice fans tonight… although the Kree fans miiiiight have been louder. Here come the Idols! I love these two ladies, seriously they so deserve this. Usually I hate one of the finalists, but I love both of these ladies… but i’m not shy: I WANT CANDICE TO WIN!!! Read More
Angelina Jolie Reveals Shocking Double Mastectomy.
Some of you will not agree with my stand on the news of Angelina Jolie’s recent double mastectomy.
Certainly a brave move, the Oscar winning actress revealed to the New York Times that she carried a mutated BRCA1 gene, the reason behind her decision. The gene is known to raise a woman’s risk of breast and ovarian cancer substantially. And remember, it was ovarian cancer that in 2007 claimed the life of Jolie’s mother, Marcheline Bertrand who was only 56 years old.
In the intimate interview Jolie explained that she wanted to ensure she had more time to spend with her 6 children. Now that is more likely than ever as the chances that she will develop either type of cancer has dropped dramatically as a result of the mastectomy.
“My doctors estimated that I had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer, although the risk is different in the case of each woman.
Only a fraction of breast cancers result from an inherited gene mutation. Those with a defect in BRCA1 have a 65 percent risk of getting it, on average.”
Her procedures began last February and as of April 27th Angelina’s reconstruction was 100% complete. With partner Brad Pitt by her side, she faced the operations for the sake of her family and to send a message to millions of other women who may also be at risk.
However, this is my sticking point. Read More
Speculation Surrounding a Potential Beyonce Baby Bump Continues...
I have to be honest; I don’t like getting the run around. So when I’m stalking friends of friends on Facebook trying to figure out what bottom feeders from my high school ended up together, I’m in a frenzy trying to find out who is married, who has 4 kids, who has a dead beat baby daddy etc. Now that’s just in my personal life.
When it comes to A list celebs like Miz Beyonce and her hubby Jay-Z and the insane amount of speculation that she is pregnant with their second child, there ain’t no Facebook stalking a rumor like that.
Since Blue Ivy’s mom stepped out at the Met Gala in NYC wearing a fabulous Givenchy gown with a higher than normal waistline, accented with a belt, the media has been on fire. She was head to toe gorgeous-ness that evening and no one complained about smelling pregnancy, so what other evidence is there that she’s got Blue’s baby sibling in the oven?
Well there’s the fact that Bey just cancelled her next stop on the Mrs. Carter tour in Belgium. Citing ‘dehydration and exhaustion’ apparently she’s just too ill to take the stage for her fans. Or, she has some super celebrity doctor telling her to take it easy because she is carrying the next lil Jay-Z in her belly. All that dancing and jumping around on stage can’t be good for the little mogul that’s just trying to enjoy some r&r in their own personal waterbed. Read More
Seth Meyers Officially Announced as Jimmy Fallon's Successor!
If you are an aspiring comedian hoping to launch an infinitely successful career for the rest of your life, your best bet is to get in with the good folks at Saturday Night Live. Why? Because their cast members are like a super stock pile of comically gifted people who go one to have extremely lucrative careers.
Seriously, it’s like there is something in the water in that studio or something and Seth Meyers is the most recent SNL alum to take the next big step in his career. After serious speculation, Meyers has officially been named as the replacement for Jimmy Fallon and will be moving into the Late Night spotlight!
Since it was announced that Jimmy Fallon would be bumping late night legend Jay Leno from his seat, the search was on for Jimmy’s successor. As a fellow gent that began his career at SNL, it’s pretty adorbz that Meyers will be filling in for Fallon.
Bob Greenblatt, the entertainment chairman at NBC was delighted to share the news with fans:
“We think Seth is one of the brightest, most insightful comedy writers and performers of his generation. His years at SNL’s Weekend Update desk, not to mention being head writer of the show for many seasons, helped him hone a topical brand of comedy that is perfect for the Late Night franchise.”
If you have ever stayed up late enough for a snippet of SNL’s Weekend Update with Seth Meyers at the helm, you know that he is perfectly capable of holding his own in the 12:30pm time slot. And Meyer’s boss Lorne Michaels at SNL isn’t salty about his new position either. As Lorne is the executive producer of Late Night.
Hmm, strange how that worked out. It’s an all out SNL takeover after dark! Read More
Barbara Walters Confirms Retirement Plans for 2014!
After all of the stories, all of the accusations, all of the rumors that have practically suffocated Barbara Walters, they were all true. In the realm of celebrity gossip it is a very rare occasion when a story of this magnitude turns out to be the truth, despite how hard Babs tried to fight it!
For the last several months, the media was hooked on Barbara Walters and the idea she was on the cusp of retirement. Like blood thirsty hounds going on a deep forest hunt, she was stalked, questioned and put on the stand to say whether or not the stories were true. But she stayed pretty quiet until now, and the finally the insatiable media is sinking their teeth into the news that Walters is stepping down from the View.
Walters said in an official statement,
“I am very happy with my decision and look forward to a wonderful and special year ahead both on The View and with ABC News. I created The View and am delighted it will last beyond my leaving it.”
And don’t think that this is some thrifty plot to get away from the desperate clutches of Elisabeth Hasselbeck and into a more comfortable role elsewhere. Nope. Barbara is looking forward to sitting that bony but into a nice beach chair somewhere far, far away from the glaring lights of celebrity. Somewhere where a team of highly trained hair and makeup professionals won’t have to put 2 hours of their work in to get her camera ready.
Barbara confirmed, Read More
Randy Jackson Resigns from Idol After 12 Seasons!
I guess Randy Jackson decided he didn’t want to be Leonardo DiCaprio. He didn’t want to be the sorry S.O.B. floating in freezing cold water when the ship went down. Nah, he wanted to be safe and sound on the door like Rose Dawson in Titanic.
Randy Jackson ain’t goin’ down on the American Idol ship because he has officially resigned as a judge at the end of the current season.
After 12 seasons of Ryan Seacrest’s ‘Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis is AAAAAAAAAAmerican Idol!’ and ‘Dim the Lights’, Jackson has decided he’s had enough. Or maybe his departure is due to Ryan’s overhaul on dramatic suspense before a break, or when someone was about to get their ass sent packin’.
There are a lot of factors that could have gone into Jackson’s decision to peace out dawg from the show. But the biggest reason, in my opinion, is that everyone can see that Idol is on its last leg. It was once the most popular show on TV and since it has cowered down into the Tiny Tim of television.
And the Big Dawg ain’t going to be no Tiny Tim.
In an official statement Jackson said,
“Yo! Yo! Yo! To put all of the speculation to the rest, after 12 years of judging on American Idol I have decided it is time to leave after this season. I am very proud of how we forever changed television and the music industry.”
Classic Randy Jackson. Just had to go all ‘Yo Yo Yo’ on us with that. You really can’t blame him though; the show lost its luster when they dismissed Paula Abdul. At least we could count on her for some really effing strange comments and signs of apparent drug use. Read More
If Idol doesn't work out she can pretend to be Miley Cyrus
Well it’s finally here.. no, not the finale, the top 3 results!! This is the second to last results epiosode, but really the last because next week’s will be crowning a winner. Ahhemmm, Candice, please get your head measurements ready for that crown. Last night’s performances were pretty intense. 3 rounds of picks by the judges, producers, and Jimmy. Tonight though, we get a special treat: Alicia Keys is performing, Lauren Alaina is performing, PLUS we see the debut of Mariah’s new single “Beautiful”. It’s jam packed y’all… OH… and we’ll find out the results of WHO’S GOING TO THE FINAL 2!!
The show starts out with the Idols singing Selena Gomez’s “Who Says”. It’s a pretty cheesy song.. super feel good message, but hey… what can I expect, it’s Idol. Read More
Former Choreographer Wade Robson Drops Some BIG Allegations Against the Late Michael Jackson.
Poor Michael Jackson, dude just can’t get a break.
And if I were him right now, I’d be sooo glad that Conrad Murray took care of me so I didn’t have to deal with this shiz right now. Fa realz.
In the last several days, the media exploded with a story surrounding Wade Robsen, a famous choreographer with artists like Nsync and Britney Spears on his resume. Robsen’s career has been in the dumps since the days when pop ruled the music charts and now he is blaming Michael Jackson for the demise of his career.
Wade has accused the late Michael Jackson of molesting him from the time he was 7 years old, until he turned 14. (Just about the time that the little kiddies became too old for Jacko’s taste.) Robsen has confessed that back in March of 2011 he suffered a nervous breakdown that brought the molestation nightmares to the surface. It was that breakdown that sent his career to the shitter, and forced him into complete seclusion.
Because of that fact he was unable to work, unable to make a living and unable to get past the fact that MJ (allegedly) dingled his junk. As a result of the trauma he has been forced to back out of contracts, write new music for his clientele and hasn’t been able to fulfill any obligations. Read More
Here we are, “the race to the finale officially begins!” Yes, it’s the long awaited, much anticipated Top 3!! TTonight is the homecoming episode… yes that’s right, the Top 3 ladies got to go on a visit to their hometowns and perform. With all the paparazzi, limos, private jets, they got a taste of what it’s like to be the big star. This is usually a big tearjerker episode with a bunch of crying, lots of hugs, and HUNREDS of big signs. Hopefully Michael’s is stocked and ready.
Before moving forward, Ryan brings out the judges… oh WOW MiMi… you are a diva, but WOW. That dress/skirt is like 90′s bo-peep. And Nickie can’t really talk because she’s got some Barbie dress on too… par for the course really! Well I don’t know how they expect us to go on after last week’s shocking blow to the contestants… but Candice, you’ll have to pull the weight because we need you to win this whole thing! Read More