Lindsay Lohan Trades in her Adderall for a Soft Pretzel in Rehab.
Lindsay Lohan has allegedly packed on at least 5 pounds since the beginning of her rehab stay at the Betty Ford Clinic. The reason? Because those selfish therapists that are desperately trying to help her get back on track took away her Adderall, how cruel right?
Lohan entered the court ordered rehab kicking and screaming and about went off the deep end when the prescription was taken away from her last week. Lindz takes Adderall to help manage her ‘severe’ ADD and she believes it also keeps her calm in stressful situations.
Like a nice peaceful, relaxing stay at Betty Ford where there is no outside pressure or stress to bring her down.
One of the known side effects of the drug is an appetite suppressant, and sources within the clinic say Lohan has been turning to food more than usual. Whether she’s stress eating, or she has finally recovered a normal appetite, her jeans are starting to feel a little snug.
The void that her beloved Adderall left in her heart is currently being filled with decadent carbs just dripping with processed sugar. Hey, terrible food is still better than hard drugs! I’d much rather cuddle a Twinkie than Michael Lohan too!
Inside sources report that Lilo is attempting to stay active during her stay to keep the bulge at bay, but apparently it isn’t enough. The hot dog stand parked outside of the swimming pool is just far too tempting.
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Kanye West Schedules New Tour to Start Just 3 Months after Baby Kimye is Born...WTF.
Well this is interesting.
Proud papa to be, Kanye West has just announced a brand new tour that will begin this fall, more specifically, this October. That’s awesome news for Kanye’s fans that have been looking forward to some new tracks and perhaps a glimpse of him in his leather pants. But hold up a minute, October is just three months after his girlfriend Kim Kardashian is expected to give birth to their first born child.
Perhaps putting up with Kimmy’s mood swings, hormones and general lack of sex drive have Yeezy ready to get out of the house already. It certainly seems that way, but I’d be SO PISSED if I were Kim. I just squeezed out your kid out of wedlock and you are dipping out already? WTF?
Just think about all those skinny hot bitches on tour throwing themselves at Kanye too. As a woman who has tripled in size over the last 7 months I’d be terrified that my baby daddy wouldn’t be able to keep his hands to himself. But maybe this idea is exactly why Kris Jenner has adjusted Kim’s schedule so that she and baby Kimye can go along on tour too!
Just what Kanye has always dreamed of…LOL. I can hear him now: “Everybody bow down to my baby, I have the best, most genetically blessed baby in the world,” as he holds the infant out for everyone to admire. Michael Jackson baby dangling status. Read More
David Beckham RETIRING from Soccer!
The only reason I ever had, ever, to watch soccer is now about to expire. Handsome hunk David Beckham has announced that he will be packing up his sack of balls to leave the soccer field forever, he’s hanging up his cleats for retirement!
I KNOW. HOW TRAGIC!
Becks has had an insanely successful career on the field and at only 38 years of age he is serious about moving on to the next chapter in his life. David had signed a 5 month deal with the Paris St. Germain soccer club and instead of cashing in on the handsome salary; he donated the entire sum to charity. (A tell tale sign that he was just kicking balls around for the fun of it at this point.)
At the end of 5 months that will be it for the Manchester United legend.
“I’m thankful to PSG for giving me the opportunity to continue but I feel now is the right time to finish my career, playing at the highest level.”
Well it’s a good thing that his wife Victoria Beckham can continue to carry the family torch in the fashion empire that she has built!
Not only has David raised eyebrows when it comes to scoring goals and tossing back his those delicious locks of sweaty hair, but remember when he signed on to model for Calvin Klein underwear?? Umm, those commercials around Christmastime were really….err…something.
Perhaps now that he has more time to focus on new ventures, there may be some more modeling opportunities coming down the pipeline? Or perhaps he will be too busy as a stay at home dad grooming the perfect Beckham children to leave the house. Read More
It's Hard to Feel Bad for Kim when She Dresses This way on Purpose...
Oh baby Kimye! Look at what a monster you have created!
While Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s first born child continues to develop, the topic of conversation in every gossip mag has been Kimmy’s pregnancy body. Any woman is going to gain a few pounds here and there, but since Kim is the ultimate celebrity the critics have let loose on her mother moose figure.
And their opinions have really gotten to the reality TV star now that she is 7 months pregnant. From the width of her enormous ass, to her gargantuan feet that have swelled up like watermelons, Kim admits that she’s had trouble finding clothes to fit her new shape. But don’t feel sorry for her, because she refuses to wear maternity clothes. Umm hello, if the price tag doesn’t have a comma, it ain’t going in her closet.
And some sources blame her baby daddy for the fact that she won’t trade in the designer label for something a little more comfortable. Kanye is allllll about lookin’ fly you know.
With regard to dressing in all designers and the pregnancy she recently said,
“This is how I have always dressed, and right now I’m wearing anything that fits.”
Kardashian also admitted that she has had to give up her 5 inch Louboutin stilettos due to the swelling of her limbs. (Awe, poor thing.)
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Angelina Jolie Reveals Shocking Double Mastectomy.
Some of you will not agree with my stand on the news of Angelina Jolie’s recent double mastectomy.
Certainly a brave move, the Oscar winning actress revealed to the New York Times that she carried a mutated BRCA1 gene, the reason behind her decision. The gene is known to raise a woman’s risk of breast and ovarian cancer substantially. And remember, it was ovarian cancer that in 2007 claimed the life of Jolie’s mother, Marcheline Bertrand who was only 56 years old.
In the intimate interview Jolie explained that she wanted to ensure she had more time to spend with her 6 children. Now that is more likely than ever as the chances that she will develop either type of cancer has dropped dramatically as a result of the mastectomy.
“My doctors estimated that I had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer, although the risk is different in the case of each woman.
Only a fraction of breast cancers result from an inherited gene mutation. Those with a defect in BRCA1 have a 65 percent risk of getting it, on average.”
Her procedures began last February and as of April 27th Angelina’s reconstruction was 100% complete. With partner Brad Pitt by her side, she faced the operations for the sake of her family and to send a message to millions of other women who may also be at risk.
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Speculation Surrounding a Potential Beyonce Baby Bump Continues...
I have to be honest; I don’t like getting the run around. So when I’m stalking friends of friends on Facebook trying to figure out what bottom feeders from my high school ended up together, I’m in a frenzy trying to find out who is married, who has 4 kids, who has a dead beat baby daddy etc. Now that’s just in my personal life.
When it comes to A list celebs like Miz Beyonce and her hubby Jay-Z and the insane amount of speculation that she is pregnant with their second child, there ain’t no Facebook stalking a rumor like that.
Since Blue Ivy’s mom stepped out at the Met Gala in NYC wearing a fabulous Givenchy gown with a higher than normal waistline, accented with a belt, the media has been on fire. She was head to toe gorgeous-ness that evening and no one complained about smelling pregnancy, so what other evidence is there that she’s got Blue’s baby sibling in the oven?
Well there’s the fact that Bey just cancelled her next stop on the Mrs. Carter tour in Belgium. Citing ‘dehydration and exhaustion’ apparently she’s just too ill to take the stage for her fans. Or, she has some super celebrity doctor telling her to take it easy because she is carrying the next lil Jay-Z in her belly. All that dancing and jumping around on stage can’t be good for the little mogul that’s just trying to enjoy some r&r in their own personal waterbed. Read More
Seth Meyers Officially Announced as Jimmy Fallon's Successor!
If you are an aspiring comedian hoping to launch an infinitely successful career for the rest of your life, your best bet is to get in with the good folks at Saturday Night Live. Why? Because their cast members are like a super stock pile of comically gifted people who go one to have extremely lucrative careers.
Seriously, it’s like there is something in the water in that studio or something and Seth Meyers is the most recent SNL alum to take the next big step in his career. After serious speculation, Meyers has officially been named as the replacement for Jimmy Fallon and will be moving into the Late Night spotlight!
Since it was announced that Jimmy Fallon would be bumping late night legend Jay Leno from his seat, the search was on for Jimmy’s successor. As a fellow gent that began his career at SNL, it’s pretty adorbz that Meyers will be filling in for Fallon.
Bob Greenblatt, the entertainment chairman at NBC was delighted to share the news with fans:
“We think Seth is one of the brightest, most insightful comedy writers and performers of his generation. His years at SNL’s Weekend Update desk, not to mention being head writer of the show for many seasons, helped him hone a topical brand of comedy that is perfect for the Late Night franchise.”
If you have ever stayed up late enough for a snippet of SNL’s Weekend Update with Seth Meyers at the helm, you know that he is perfectly capable of holding his own in the 12:30pm time slot. And Meyer’s boss Lorne Michaels at SNL isn’t salty about his new position either. As Lorne is the executive producer of Late Night.
Hmm, strange how that worked out. It’s an all out SNL takeover after dark! Read More
Barbara Walters Confirms Retirement Plans for 2014!
After all of the stories, all of the accusations, all of the rumors that have practically suffocated Barbara Walters, they were all true. In the realm of celebrity gossip it is a very rare occasion when a story of this magnitude turns out to be the truth, despite how hard Babs tried to fight it!
For the last several months, the media was hooked on Barbara Walters and the idea she was on the cusp of retirement. Like blood thirsty hounds going on a deep forest hunt, she was stalked, questioned and put on the stand to say whether or not the stories were true. But she stayed pretty quiet until now, and the finally the insatiable media is sinking their teeth into the news that Walters is stepping down from the View.
Walters said in an official statement,
“I am very happy with my decision and look forward to a wonderful and special year ahead both on The View and with ABC News. I created The View and am delighted it will last beyond my leaving it.”
And don’t think that this is some thrifty plot to get away from the desperate clutches of Elisabeth Hasselbeck and into a more comfortable role elsewhere. Nope. Barbara is looking forward to sitting that bony but into a nice beach chair somewhere far, far away from the glaring lights of celebrity. Somewhere where a team of highly trained hair and makeup professionals won’t have to put 2 hours of their work in to get her camera ready.
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Randy Jackson Resigns from Idol After 12 Seasons!
I guess Randy Jackson decided he didn’t want to be Leonardo DiCaprio. He didn’t want to be the sorry S.O.B. floating in freezing cold water when the ship went down. Nah, he wanted to be safe and sound on the door like Rose Dawson in Titanic.
Randy Jackson ain’t goin’ down on the American Idol ship because he has officially resigned as a judge at the end of the current season.
After 12 seasons of Ryan Seacrest’s ‘Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis is AAAAAAAAAAmerican Idol!’ and ‘Dim the Lights’, Jackson has decided he’s had enough. Or maybe his departure is due to Ryan’s overhaul on dramatic suspense before a break, or when someone was about to get their ass sent packin’.
There are a lot of factors that could have gone into Jackson’s decision to peace out dawg from the show. But the biggest reason, in my opinion, is that everyone can see that Idol is on its last leg. It was once the most popular show on TV and since it has cowered down into the Tiny Tim of television.
And the Big Dawg ain’t going to be no Tiny Tim.
In an official statement Jackson said,
“Yo! Yo! Yo! To put all of the speculation to the rest, after 12 years of judging on American Idol I have decided it is time to leave after this season. I am very proud of how we forever changed television and the music industry.”
Classic Randy Jackson. Just had to go all ‘Yo Yo Yo’ on us with that. You really can’t blame him though; the show lost its luster when they dismissed Paula Abdul. At least we could count on her for some really effing strange comments and signs of apparent drug use. Read More
Former Choreographer Wade Robson Drops Some BIG Allegations Against the Late Michael Jackson.
Poor Michael Jackson, dude just can’t get a break.
And if I were him right now, I’d be sooo glad that Conrad Murray took care of me so I didn’t have to deal with this shiz right now. Fa realz.
In the last several days, the media exploded with a story surrounding Wade Robsen, a famous choreographer with artists like Nsync and Britney Spears on his resume. Robsen’s career has been in the dumps since the days when pop ruled the music charts and now he is blaming Michael Jackson for the demise of his career.
Wade has accused the late Michael Jackson of molesting him from the time he was 7 years old, until he turned 14. (Just about the time that the little kiddies became too old for Jacko’s taste.) Robsen has confessed that back in March of 2011 he suffered a nervous breakdown that brought the molestation nightmares to the surface. It was that breakdown that sent his career to the shitter, and forced him into complete seclusion.
Because of that fact he was unable to work, unable to make a living and unable to get past the fact that MJ (allegedly) dingled his junk. As a result of the trauma he has been forced to back out of contracts, write new music for his clientele and hasn’t been able to fulfill any obligations. Read More