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Can you imagine Kim Kardashian as the mayor of any city in the United States? I’m sure her office staff would be impeccably well dressed and her office would have some baller decorations, but that’s about it. The idea that Kim would be responsible for so many key decisions and ideas, is absolutely terrifying.

In a recent clip from E!’s “Khloe and Lamar” we get a sneak peek into a “private” conversation between Khloe and her sister Kim, where Kim says that she has plans to run for the mayor of Glendale. After the internet exploded with Kim’s news, she later clarified that she would like to run at a later date. And I quote: “it’s going to be in, like, five years.” Check out the video after the jump! Read More

Together Forever??

Kim Kardashian is like a little mouse that just can’t say no to a tasty morsel of cheese. Although it’s intricately attached to a harmless looking trap, it’s just too hard to walk away. And guess who the cheese is? Kanye West.

We have heard the “hopeless romantic” excuses. We’ve heard her say that she got caught up in the “fairytale” of marriage with Kris Humphries, blah blah blah. Her excuses are just excuses, because apparently she still hasn’t learned a damn thing when it comes to relationships.

As you know, Kim and Kanye have been hooking up for the last several weeks. Since she doesn’t bother to take my advice, Kim has been flaunting her new relationship like she didn’t just sign divorce papers a couple months ago.  While Kris Humphries counts his cash, she’s eager to sink her teeth into her next victim, Kanye.

Sources close to the Kardashians claim that her family is extremely worried about the situation and have warned Kim about Kanye. No one knows if their fling is for real and Kris Jenner & Co. is still trying to clean up the wake left by the 72 day marriage. Khloe and Kourtney, always on Kim’s side are anxious to protect their sister when shit hits the fan if Kim and Kanye don’t work out. Read More

Kourtney and Mason on the Go!

Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie…it’s not hard to guess which letter of the alphabet Kourtney Kardashian would pick for a baby name. But, surprisingly, it seems like Kourtney and bf Scott Disick are going to change it up for their baby girl due in July.

In a recent interview, Kourtney konfessed that her second pregnancy has been more challenging than the first time around. Kourtney and Scott welcomed their son Mason 2 years ago and having a high energy toddler in the house isn’t helping Kourt catch up on rest.  But when Mason isn’t running around terrorizing their home, he’s busy helping mom pick out a name for his little sister.

In the interview with People magazine Kourt said,

“I think it’s a little bit harder being pregnant when you have a toddler. Last time I could nap more,” “I feel really good … this time I had a little more morning sickness.”

Kourtney also said that she has put her gym membership to rest for the next couple months, since she has a lot of responsibilities to juggle right now.

“I’ve been active chasing after Mason,” she said. “We go on walks all the time. Pushing the stroller is like carrying all these weights, and then [there's] the extra weight on my stomach, so it’s good. It’s fun.” Read More

Lamar Odom Gets Cut from the Mavericks

And I’m sure this has nothing to do with the unfortunate attention his wife brings to the arena. Our little Lam Lam, Lamar Odom has been moved to the inactive roster of the Dallas Mavericks and the organization has decided to quit dragging their feet and let him go.

With Lamar unemployed of course the nation is going to automatically assume Khloe Kardashian is desperately depressed. Stuffing her face with jellybeans, peeps and leftover candy from the weekend, I’m sure she’s currently not thrilled to be the only source of income, but for better or worse honey.

In reference to leaving the Mavs, Lamar said:

“The Mavericks and I have mutually agreed that it’s in the best interest of both parties for me to step away from the team.

I’m sorry that things didn’t work out better for both of us, but I wish the Mavs’ organization, my teammates and Dallas fans nothing but continued success in the defense of their championship.”

I love Lamar, I think he’s such a good egg. But I really think that when you marry into the Kardashian family, you are getting a lot more drama than you bargained for. Sure, Khloe brings more media attention from a whole new demographic of fans to the court, but I don’t think it’s worth it. In the end she’s just another demanding, entitled basketball wife who wants free courtside seats. I’m sure naming a shade of nail polish after Lamar didn’t help boost his self esteem either…maybe the problem isn’t necessarily Lamar’s. Read More

They are so doing it.

It’s not a good idea for Kim Kardashian to be in a relationship right now. It’s not a good idea for her attourneys that are desperately trying to falsify Kris Humphries’ claims that their marriage was fraudulent. It’s not a good idea for Kim to be spotted in public with another well known celebrity on a movie date. It’s not a good idea for Kim Kardashian to date Kanye West.

And that’s exactly what’s hapening.

Sources spotted Kim and Kanye in NYC last night, having a perfect evening together. Dinner, drinks and a movie date…a movie date! No movie date can ever be considered trustworthy for either party. Watching a movie together basically eludes that each person is secretly hoping to continue a private screening in their bedroom later that night. Kanye is well known for his lack in judgement, just ask Taylor Swift. As for Kim, the world understands that her brain functions on the same level as a badger; manipulating, vicious and can hardly manage basic mathematic functions. Read More

#KimKallsFoul

When In Touch printed Kim Kardashian on their cover and accused her of stealing Eva Longoria’s (now) ex-boyfriend, she didn’t waste any time setting the record straight. Eva and her ex, Eduardo Cruz have since split but Kim claims it had nothing to do with her.

Kim said via Twitter,

I’m used to rumors & almost never address them. It’s not ok when magazines like InTouch involve my close friends in their made up stories. They were told by multiple people that their current cover isn’t true, but they decided to go ahead. & run it anyway. So there you have it.

I think the magazine really hit a nerve on this one…or all of the flour has Kim baking up a cake of hate! Since Eva and Kim have been friends a long time and Eva went along with the sham wedding Kim wants to protect their friendship from the terrorizing tabloids. But for 140 characters or less, bitch got real there for a second!

I never think it’s a good idea for celebrities to address media rumors about them, regardless of how cray they may be. It just opens up another outlet for harassment so I think Kim should have sent Kris Jenner and her fleet of bulletproof war vehicles out on this one.

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Time for Some Head and Shoulders.

When a PETA activist dumped a powdery bag of white flour on Kim Kardashian as she was whoring up the red carpet last week she pretended to be cool as a big assed cucumber. But now Kim’s attitude has suddenly changed and she’s ready to even the score. (Probably because everyone in the world has been laughing at her expense and no one gets the last laugh, except for Kris Jenner.)  She has decided to press charges against the woman who attacked her with the flour and I bet Jon Hamm is pumped that he is now free from facing the wrath of Kardashian.

At the time of the bombing, Kim said that she was not going to press charges against her assailant. Kim wanted to pretend like she was so focused on her new fragrance ‘True Reflections’ that nothing could ruin her evening last Thursday. At the time she handled the incident perfectly, joking with the media about the whole mess and bringing the attention back to her perfume. But you don’t mess with the Kardashian Kamp…especially not in public.

I’m sure when Kim got home from the event Kris Jenner’s vagina had a meltdown. Barking commands over the phone to lawyers and assembling the army on Kim’s behalf. That woman could control this whole country from her crotch, so PETA get ready for war.

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"Kris Humphries who??"

Kim Kardashian sat down with Jay Leno on the Tonight Show and was actually willing to talk about her sham-wow marriage to Kris Humphries. Kim totally prefers to talk about herself, her clothing lines, her guest appearances, her wardrobe, her sisters, blah blah blah, so this was a nice change of pace for her!

Here’s what Kim had to say about Kris and the giant mess that she’s made for herself…

“I’m a person, when I’m in love, you can’t tell me anything. And you gotta go through it yourself. So, I did what I believed in doing, and sometimes you don’t want to hear what your family has to say…”

Yes, Kim, you don’t listen, you are a self-absorbed piglet that’s obsessed with fame and that’s one of the reasons we love to hate you. It’s interesting that she’s still blaming her inner hopeless romantic for the failed marriage instead of taking personal responsibility for the doo-doo she’s in now. There’s a part of me that still thinks she said ‘I-do’ for the personalized Hermes dishes…but that’s neither here nor there. Read More

A Little Too Touchy Feely for Kourtney.

As you already know, Kourtney Kardashian and bf Scott Disick are expecting their second child, a baby girl in a few short months. The entire K-Klan is excited about the latest addition (except for Khloe, who just might kidnap it and raise it as her own baby gorilla like Tarzan).  Grandma Kris Jenner who probably just loves being called grandma, has already super spoiled her first granddaughter with 24 karat gold bottle nipples, Gucci blankets, Hermes sunglasses, etc. Surprisingly Kris hasn’t set up a TV show for the baby just yet; the gifts are actually gifts, not airtime.

Kris says,

“I can’t stop shopping. Kourtney is now angry with me because I keep bringing stuff home…I’m having the best time shopping!”

Grandma Jenner continued,

“We feel so blessed to be having a little girl and to be able to share this new experience with Mason. We’re so excited and it’s such a gift and a blessing and a new personality so for us.”

There’s no doubt that Kourtney’s little girl will have a much better wardrobe in the first 2 months than most of us will have in a lifetime. But she will have to compete with Victoria Beckham’s daughter Harper, who is already a famous little accessory to her mum.

I’m pumped for a baby fashion rival…who do you think will be the best dressed baby? Let us know in the comments below, and be sure to like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and subscribe to our emails!

"No one talks sh*t about me and gets away with it...right mom?"

Remember that Jon Hamm from Mad Men was the brave man that called Kim Kardashian a “f***ing idiot” and didn’t really feel bad about it. Once Kim fired back calling Hamm “careless” for his words Jon his publicist issued an apology for his word choice.

With a new week though, we need some more drama and thanks to Jon not letting this little cat fight go, we have another nugget of drama to keep the ball rolling.

Jon has defended himself and fired back with,

“I don’t think they were careless; I think they were accurate. It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with, and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than in a sort of car crash sensibility.

And it’s not something that I partake in or enjoy, but it is what is and here we are. There are a lot of channels on the dials and those channels need to be filled up with things: It’s different strokes for different folks.”

We are all guilty of rubbernecking at an accident on the side of the road, just like we all enjoy a little guilty pleasure reality TV. It doesn’t sound like Jon is a big fan of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” but he is correct that these terrible shows have a strange (and addicting) appeal to the public. It’s our own fault for tuning in, but it’s so hard to unplug from the totally un-scripted, real life, definitely not pre-taped, problems that celebrities overcome on these shows…right?!

What do you think will be the next word from the Kardashian Kamp? You know Kim Kris Jenner isn’t one to keep her mouth shut!

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