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I’m Not a Gold Digger! But I’m Going to Sue You!

Wednesday, February 22 | Posted by Bash0 in Celebrity,News
Deion Sanders and Pilar Sanders

And the battle continues!

Well here is the latest news in the battlefield of divorce. According to TMZ, Pilar Sanders is suing estranged husband Deion Sanders and his daughter Deiondra for $200 million, due to the two going after her with various “emotional weapons,” which included dominance, humiliation, isolation, threats, intimidation, denial and blame. The most recent attack was Deiondra’s Tweet from earlier this month, which referred to Pilar as a “gold digging h*e.”

The one question I have is if you want to prove a point that you are not a money sucking hell spawn, why do you prove your point by attempting suck even more money from the person who made that statement?

Well I guess the lesson here is if you are going to call your step-mother a “gold digger” expect her to fulfill her title and shovel out as much money from you and your father as she can.

Pilar is demanding $150 million in punitive damages and $50 million in actual damages.

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Yet Another Reason to Love Adele

Wednesday, February 22 | Posted by thehotpocket in Celebrity,News

Adele salutes the producers of the Brit Awards!

Sure, Adele will set fire to the rain, but she will also set fire to your house if you cut off her acceptance speech, bitch. While Adele was accepting her award for Album of the Year at the Brit Awards (which is equivalent to the Grammy awards on this side of the pond), the producers cut off her off and she was not happy about it. Her award was the crowning achievement of the evening…don’t you dare play that phony orchestra of wind instruments that infer she should wrap it up…not to the queen of modern music. Oh hell nah!

She didn’t hold back how she felt about the snub either and promptly gave the finger to the producers in front of the entire audience. Of course the crowd erupted with boos, but those were for the jerks that cut her off…they totes had it coming!

Concerning the bird that she let fly, Adele said:

“I flung the middle finger. That was for the suits at the Brit Awards, not my fans. I’m sorry if I offended anyone, but the suits offended me.” Read More

Here’s My Number, So Call Me, Maybe?

Wednesday, February 22 | Posted by Bash0 in Celebrity,News
Justin Bieber Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber partying it out to Call Me Maybe

Hey readers Call Me Maybe? Wait no, I don’t mean actually call me. I’m talking about the latest teeny bopper craze that is attacking Twitter like little girls at a Justin Beiber concert. Well the analogy fits, Call Me Maybe is a single by Carly Rae Jepsen, who is signed under the Bieb’s label, Schoolboy Records. Yeah I know, I am disgusted as much as you are. The song was released on September 20th and has hit the number one spot in Canada. Read More

Rihanna Likes Black Gu..Eyes….

Tuesday, February 21 | Posted by thehotpocket in Celebrity,News
Rihanna

"This is a new eyeshadow trend I'm trying...you like? I'm totally fierce."

Well she may have a preference for black guys too, but now we know that Rihanna must like black eyes and the disgusting type of men that give them to women. Not only in her personal life but in her career too.

The celebrity juice sites today are busting with the news of two singles that Rihanna and Chris Brown have recorded together. The most-likely-back-together pair have also been tweeting back and forth “coincidentally” around the same time the singles were released.

Only 3 years after Chris lost his shiz in the limo they are acting all coy like they aren’t banging and that shit pisses me off. The two singles include Rihanna’s “Birthday Cake” and a remix of Chris’s “Turn Up the Music.” Of course they are catchy and make you wanna get up and go punch something.

I seriously hope that Rihanna never forgives that cunty bastard, but it sounds like she already has. If they are makin’ music together, you know they are makin’ somethin’ else behind closed doors.

What do you think about Rihanna and Chris Brown’s collaboration? Do you think it was wrong Rihanna forgave Chris? Let us know in the comments below, and be sure to like our Facebook page and follow us on Twitter.

Forget Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan Lands Elizabeth Taylor Flick!

Tuesday, February 21 | Posted by thehotpocket in Celebrity,News

The people in hair and makeup have a big job to do....

First SNL and now this news from Casa de Lohan!? Both Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan were considered to play Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime biopic film, but it sounds like Lindsay has officially taken the part. I’m not sure if she’s ready to spread her wings and fly away from her days behind bars, but I hope that Lindsay can at least show up on time dressed appropriately for their film schedule.

An insider says that as long as she doesn’t rot out her teeth or collapse a nostril before the film starts shooting, she’s good as gold. However, if she gets busted by the police, violates probation, or starts to slack Megan Fox’s phone will be ringing.

Sounds like things are turning around for Lindsay…but we’re sure a panty-less paparazzi shot will be coming along shortly.

Congrats Lilo!

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Want to Own Some of Whitney?

Tuesday, February 21 | Posted by thehotpocket in Celebrity,News

5 Dolla' Holla'

This post is not about her funeral if you are on overload of Whitney news. But, auctioneer Darren Julien is ready to make some serious moo-lah for his auction house in a few short weeks.  Last Sunday, just hours after she was laid to rest the announcement was made that some lucky (and rich) members of society would have the option to bid on Houston’s personal belongings.

Anxious strike while the iron is hot, Julien specified that a pair of earrings that Whitney wore in the movie The Bodyguard will be up for sale as well as a well known favorite black velvet dress.  No word yet if her treasured collection of crack pipes will be available, or her sex tape with Bobby Brown, but those would be hot items on my list, Christmas is right around the corner!

Darren Julien released the following statement, which basically says, I’m glad you are dead because now I can sell this shit that has been laying around for years at a whack ass price.

“It proves a point that these items, they’re an investment. You buy items just like a stock. Buy at the right time and sell at the right time, and they just increase in value.”

Is the wound still too fresh to rip off the band aid? Should Whitney’s stuff already be up for sale? Let us know in the comments below, and be sure to like our Facebook page and follow us on Twitter.

Lindsay Lohan Returns to SNL

Monday, February 20 | Posted by thehotpocket in Celebrity,News

America's Most Beloved Train Wreck

Set your DVR to the March 3rd Saturday Night Live because Hollywood’s most beloved train wreck, Lindsay Lohan will be hosting! Lilo’s last hosting gig on SNL was back in 2006 before she really got into deep doo-doo with the court system. Shortly after her last appearance on the late night show she hooked up with Samantha Ronson and decided that she was a part-time lesbian.  There is no doubt that she will bring in some hefty ratings too, the American public loves them some hot juicy mess!

This will be the first big gig on her calendar that didn’t involve a judge or court hearing and sources say she’s appearing on the show to prove she’s ready to turn her life around. Apparently she’s expected to get a clean bill of health from her probation officer later this week which isn’t as much fun as watching her self-destruct if I’m being honest.

I’m sure we can expect to see skits including Lindsay snorting cocaine at the morgue, or behind bars in an electric orange jumpsuit with her bat-shit cray father Michael. Or, she could be rocking a Marilyn Monroe wig and posing for Playboy while Hugh Hefner spanks one off in the distance, who knows?! The opportunities are endless..so make sure you don’t miss it!

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Yet Another Story About Whitney Houston…

Monday, February 20 | Posted by thehotpocket in Celebrity,News

The next hot Groupon offer?

Seriously, it’s still in every news paper, gossip magazine, website and news telecast, information on Whitney Houston’s death in the media seems to be stuck on repeat. She was finally laid to rest on Saturday and I thought that would be the end of it, but I was wrong. A funeral isn’t typically a dramatic event, but from an unwelcome Bobby Brown in attendance, to Aretha Franklin canceling, to rumors that Bobbi Kristina was getting high after the service was finished, the stories go on and on. It’s gotten to the point where I hope that Britney Spears goes off the deep end again so the tabs have something else to talk about!

Even guests that stayed at the Beverly Hills Hotel the night of Whitney’s death are in the news. Many are demanding refunds as a result of the inconvenience they were caused surrounding the incident. Since many of them were on “lockdown”, trapped on their floor and unable to use the elevators or stairs, I would probably want my money back too. But the hotel isn’t cooperating.  They released a statement that basically dismisses the complaints… Read More

The Return of Khloe and Lamar!

Monday, February 20 | Posted by thehotpocket in Celebrity,Keeping Up with the Kardashians,Recaps

Oink...

Last night’s premier episode of Khloe and Lamar did not let me down. In fact, I actually laughed out loud for realz at least twice which is unheard of for a Kardashian TV show. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odum have now been married for 2 years and it actually seems like they have a relationship that rarely exists in the Hollywood realm.  This season will follow the couple through the NBA lockout, moving to Dallas, pregnancy struggles, and of course Kim’s divorce heard around the world. Last night’s episode was just a teaser of what is to come throughout the season, but sadly, I think I’m already hooked.

Imagine Khloe Kardashian’s fat ass strapped in to a leather sex swing that she herself fastened into the ceiling. She’s about as handy as Ryan Seacrest with a Fisher Price set of children’s tools, but last night in an attempt to ‘spice up her sex life’ she was determined to try something new and exciting. The unfortunate screw intended to secure the swing to the ceiling immediately popped out once she sat in it…right in front of Lamar. A genuine LOL moment, how humiliating would that be?! Oh honey…that was a bad, bad idea. Instead of Lamar’s hot dog, I’m sure Khloe was just fine with an all you can eat buffet of real food to remedy her embarrassment. Read More

Great, There is Even More Christina Aguilera in Your Future…

Friday, February 17 | Posted by thehotpocket in Celebrity,News

The whole crew will be back for next season.

The current season of the Voice is still in its first few weeks, but the plans for next season are already underway! From the filming schedule, payroll and tour conflicts working with judges Adam Levine, Cee Lo Green, Christina Aguilera and Blake Shelton, is a big job. There is definitely one diva in that group and I don’t even have to name names, but needless to say she has demanded even more money for next season.

It’s rumored that all of the judges except for Christina earn approximately 6 million per season for their work on the Voice. Xtina demanded a pay raise for the fall of 10 million dollars, which she was granted. I don’t think that her exaggerated comments and buzzer beating tactics for contestants is worth anything near that amount, but I’m a hater. Hopefully she can put that money to use on a high quality spray tan that won’t look like dirty menstruation juice running down her leg on national television. Read More