It's Hard to Feel Bad for Kim when She Dresses This way on Purpose...
Oh baby Kimye! Look at what a monster you have created!
While Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s first born child continues to develop, the topic of conversation in every gossip mag has been Kimmy’s pregnancy body. Any woman is going to gain a few pounds here and there, but since Kim is the ultimate celebrity the critics have let loose on her mother moose figure.
And their opinions have really gotten to the reality TV star now that she is 7 months pregnant. From the width of her enormous ass, to her gargantuan feet that have swelled up like watermelons, Kim admits that she’s had trouble finding clothes to fit her new shape. But don’t feel sorry for her, because she refuses to wear maternity clothes. Umm hello, if the price tag doesn’t have a comma, it ain’t going in her closet.
And some sources blame her baby daddy for the fact that she won’t trade in the designer label for something a little more comfortable. Kanye is allllll about lookin’ fly you know.
With regard to dressing in all designers and the pregnancy she recently said,
“This is how I have always dressed, and right now I’m wearing anything that fits.”
Kardashian also admitted that she has had to give up her 5 inch Louboutin stilettos due to the swelling of her limbs. (Awe, poor thing.)
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Speculation Surrounding a Potential Beyonce Baby Bump Continues...
I have to be honest; I don’t like getting the run around. So when I’m stalking friends of friends on Facebook trying to figure out what bottom feeders from my high school ended up together, I’m in a frenzy trying to find out who is married, who has 4 kids, who has a dead beat baby daddy etc. Now that’s just in my personal life.
When it comes to A list celebs like Miz Beyonce and her hubby Jay-Z and the insane amount of speculation that she is pregnant with their second child, there ain’t no Facebook stalking a rumor like that.
Since Blue Ivy’s mom stepped out at the Met Gala in NYC wearing a fabulous Givenchy gown with a higher than normal waistline, accented with a belt, the media has been on fire. She was head to toe gorgeous-ness that evening and no one complained about smelling pregnancy, so what other evidence is there that she’s got Blue’s baby sibling in the oven?
Well there’s the fact that Bey just cancelled her next stop on the Mrs. Carter tour in Belgium. Citing ‘dehydration and exhaustion’ apparently she’s just too ill to take the stage for her fans. Or, she has some super celebrity doctor telling her to take it easy because she is carrying the next lil Jay-Z in her belly. All that dancing and jumping around on stage can’t be good for the little mogul that’s just trying to enjoy some r&r in their own personal waterbed. Read More
Kanye West Looks Thrilled that Kim Kardashian is Wearing a Sofa to the Met Gala.
It was a big night in New York City on Monday.
And we aren’t just talking about the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, we are also talking about Kim Kardashian. Instead of covering her growing baby bump in a sensible, fashionable and simple empire-waist gown, she decided to peel the cover off of her grandmother’s beloved sofa and wear that.
Literally, the sofa that sat in the formal sitting room in Grammy’s summer home in Florida made an appearance at the Met Gala on Monday. And let me just put it out there; it was far from slimming and most definitely far from flattering.
Especially when you add in the matching gloves that looked more like the arm rest covers that protect the sofa ends from harm. This was not an appropriate outfit choice given the activity of the evening. Now if the Kardashian family were sitting down with Grammy for a few wild and crazy hands of bridge that’s one thing.
BUT THE MET GALA?? REALLY??
I mean who told Kim that was the best wardrobe choice out of the thousands of options that are out there. What designer wouldn’t kill to dress Kanye West’s baby momma, one of the most photographed women on the planet?!
You certainly don’t see Kate Middleton strutting around wearing the drapes that hang in their formal dining room. She knows exactly how to dress appropriately for her pregnancy, and afford the baby some breathing room. Read More
Check Out Holly Madison's Perfect Post Baby Body!
This might be a new world record. Seriously.
I know that celebrity moms have all the trainers, work out equipment, dieticians, nutritionists, personal chefs, etc. needed when serious weight loss is on the agenda. But I’m not sure what combination of fat attackers new momma Holly Madison concocted to drop 40 POUNDS so soon after giving birth, but I need her secret!!
Madison and boyfriend Pasquale Rotella were overjoyed when their daughter Rainbow finally arrived just 6 weeks ago. Although the world was a bit shocked over the colorful name choice, it seems that it has brought plenty of color to Holly’s world. In these new photos of the gorgeous MILF, she admits that she still has 10 pounds to lose, but she isn’t in any hurry to do so.
“Who cares if I still need to lose 10 pounds? ….I’ve been really healthy and done the best I could. I’m really proud of how I look right now!”
AMEN SISTA. Don’t let any of those haters get in your way of snacking on cardboard and a cube of cheese when you feel like you are going to pass out.
This former Playmate and ‘Girls Next Door’ star was the perfect pregnant person. Her arms never blew up to fat sacks of dough, nor did her legs. A simple, round basketball just formed under her shirt, no unsightly cellulite or stretch marks in sight.
The 33 year old mom recently stepped out in her bikini at the opening of TAO Beach at the Venetian Hotel, an event that would be nerve wracking for any A list mom. And the crowd’s jaw dropped when the bikini cover up came off and Jaba the Hut wasn’t standing there. Instead, there stood a glowing new mom with a perfectly portioned diet plan and exercise regimen. Read More
Kim and Kanye Pull the Plug on Traditional Baby Gifts!
Like so many others that watch the Lifetime channel, I love a baby story… Not one that is so over the top dramatic, designed to be an absolute tear-jerker like the shows you see on that channel, but who doesn’t like a feel good report about an unborn fetus?!
Especially when that fetus belongs to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West!
We have learned today that baby Kimye is already ‘doing good’ for other babies that are less fortunate than he/she. Already Kimmy and Kanye’s bundle of joy is living the high life, wrapped in expensive clothes, carried around on expensive shoes, flying around on expensive private jets, anything in the world that baby needs, that baby has. (Well, except for a respectable father…and or mother…depends on the day, really.)
However, Kim and Kanye have done something truly spectacular with regard to the things that their son or daughter will need. Instead of being showered with budget busting baby gifts, like a platinum rattle, or mini Escalade, Kimye has asked for zero gifts from family and friends. Instead, they have asked for their crew to make a charitable donation in lieu of prezzies.
Awwwwwwwwwe. I don’t think Kourtney or Scott even thought to do this when baby Mason was born?? Am I wrong?? Does anyone remember?? And we know that Aunt Khloe and Uncle Lamar don’t handle charities very well….ahem. Read More
Halle Berry is Pregnant!!
Best Friday news EVER!!!
The most beloved cat woman of all time, Halle Berry is expecting another baybeh!
That’s right! She and fiancee Olivier Martinez are expecting their first child together. And I can tell you right now that the wittle bitty baby that she’s growing in there is already better looking than both of us. That child is going to be drop dead gorgeous.
Much like her first, 5 year old Nahla from Halle’s relationship with ex boyfriend Gabriel Aubry. A brilliant young lady with perfect skin and amazing hair. Gawd, listen to me, I’m jealous of an elementary school kid. Although, rest assured that she will be the PERFECT big sister, you can be sure that she is already looking forward to the responsibility.
(Let’s just hope that Halle and Olivier never spit up, because she is one ferocious beast when it comes to custody battles! I mean those legal bills must have been killer. There ain’t no way in hell she’d go down without a fight!)
Inside sources report that Berry is already 3 months pregnant. THREE MONTHS!? Already!? How has Halle and Olivier kept this big secret for so long? Maybe that’s why he has been so frisky with the paparazzi lately. They are getting too close to the oven that is baking his bun!! Those fatherly instincts are already kicking in…and really, it’s kinda precious. <3 Read More
Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell Welcome Baby Girl!
Hooray!! It’s a very happy day in the Bell Shepard household!
We first found out that Kristen Bell was expecting a baby last November, and since then it has been quite entertaining watching her grow a magnificent bump. She’s cleverly dressed it and stepped proudly into the shoes of parenthood like a true champion.
Months and months of nervous waiting finally paid off as Bell and fiancée Dax Shepard welcomed sweet baby girl Lincoln Bell Shepard into the world. Their little girl is absolutely perfect and I hear that she already said her first word….’sloth’.
Yes, the nurses were stunned.
After baby arrived, proud papa bear Dax shared the delightful news via Twitter.
“Lincoln Bell Shepard is here. She has mom’s beauty and dad’s obsession with breasts. Hooray!!!”
LOL. I bet Kristen really enjoyed that little comment. Moments after she just pushed a human being out of her hot pocket, drenched in sweat and completely uncomfortable… Read More
Parents of the Year: Incapable of Choosing Normal Name for First Born Child.
I guess we should have seen it coming.
A couple that is so much like a nasty car accident, you can’t help but stare, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have really, I mean really, outdone themselves. The parents to be are expecting their first child together in July and allegedly they have picked a name for their mini-me.
My fingers had been crossed that Kimye was just a fad created by the media and I felt confident that Kim and Ye wouldn’t be dull enough to choose that name for their kiddo. Well I was right, but I wish I could have predicted the humiliating, absolute ludicrous name that they have actually chosen.
If you haven’t heard, Kim and Kanye are planning to name their baby North.
Yes, as in the cardinal direction. So the child, who will already face a strenuous life under constant media coverage for ever, will be named North West.
Doesn’t that sound like the perfect name for a born to be reality TV star? Was Compass already taken? Even Khloe and Lamar managed to pick out a better name for their dog! I’d take Bernard Hopkins over North West any day! Read More
Even though she's trying to hide it, baby Kimye is starting to show!
Wait, someone didn’t tell Kim Kardashian that morning sickness, weight gain, vertigo and sleepless nights weren’t like, totally, like awesome?! Since she and boyfriend Kanye West announced that they were expecting their first child together last December, there has been a non-stop media swarm focused on Kim’s growing belly.
Don’t get me wrong, you can be sure that they are loving the attention. The constant photographs and publicity were the planned part of the pregnancy. However, Kim’s baby bump is just now really starting to show and suddenly it isn’t all fun and games.
Suddenly, this whole baby thing isn’t as much fun as Kim initially planned. Suddenly, she’s gaining weight, she’s more tired, she’s irritable and worst of all, she’s starting to look more like sister Khloe.
LOL. I’m kidding.
In a recent interview Kardashian admitted that sister Kourtney Kardashian handled the months leading up to having son Mason and daughter Penelope a lot better than she has at this point.
“Being pregnant is not as easy as my sister made it look or as my mom has made it look.
It’s a little painful. I’ve gotten sick a couple times. It’s getting a little bit more difficult.”
And a real indicator that Kim’s starting to sweat a little bit over this pregnancy is that she’s been photographed wearing flat shoes more the last couple weeks than she has in the last several years. Kimmy is known for rockin’ the sky high stilettos and in the past she’s mentioned how much she despises flat footwear. But look how the tables have turned! Read More
All of Snooki's Baby Deets are Coming in a Brand New Book!
Nicole Polizzi aka Snooki is ready to pick up the pen once again! In a hot new bod, with baby Lorenzo on her hip, this hot momma has recently received the green light for a new book project!
If you still have Snookerz first book on your night stand, ‘Snooki: A Shore Thing’ perhaps you’ll be interested in the next project coming from our favorite Guidette. Her goal in the next chapter is to give her fans a gooooood look into what life was like for her throughout her pregnancy. From the difficult first few weeks to the big day when she gave birth, follow Nicole through the challenges of parenthood.
Sure, I bet there are a bunch of people out there who think that there is more than enough Snooki out there already. Between the constant re runs of the Jersey Shore on MTV, and the current season of Snooki and JWoww, certainly there isn’t a shortage of the little pickle. Read More