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Last night’s premier episode of Khloe and Lamar did not let me down. In fact, I actually laughed out loud for realz at least twice which is unheard of for a Kardashian TV show. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odum have now been married for 2 years and it actually seems like they have a relationship that rarely exists in the Hollywood realm.  This season will follow the couple through the NBA lockout, moving to Dallas, pregnancy struggles, and of course Kim’s divorce heard around the world. Last night’s episode was just a teaser of what is to come throughout the season, but sadly, I think I’m already hooked.

Imagine Khloe Kardashian’s fat ass strapped in to a leather sex swing that she herself fastened into the ceiling. She’s about as handy as Ryan Seacrest with a Fisher Price set of children’s tools, but last night in an attempt to ‘spice up her sex life’ she was determined to try something new and exciting. The unfortunate screw intended to secure the swing to the ceiling immediately popped out once she sat in it…right in front of Lamar. A genuine LOL moment, how humiliating would that be?! Oh honey…that was a bad, bad idea. Instead of Lamar’s hot dog, I’m sure Khloe was just fine with an all you can eat buffet of real food to remedy her embarrassment.

This season also follows Rob Kardashian’s weeks as a contestant on Dancing with the Stars and the Kardashian’s continued “support” of him. The son who isn’t as famous, isn’t as beautiful and is far from rich, but since the cameras are rolling we will still pretend like you are one of us…Kardashian. Rob moves out of the house that Khloe and Lamar share…finally. Maybe he’s actually ready to stop nursing from the family teet and step away from his sisters’ shadow.

I think this season just might be worth our time, it can’t be any worse than Kourtney and Kim Take New York. Will you be tuning in to Khloe and Lamar? Let us know in the comments below, and be sure to like our Facebook page and follow us on Twitter.