Hollywood's Most Famous Scam Artist

Yesterday Kim Kardashian co-hosted Live with Kelly and opened up to discuss details about her failed marriage to Kris Humphries. Kardashian confronted the questions like an ice queen, no tears, no emotion, and very matter of fact. Always showing signs of discomfort, constantly moving around in her chair and playing with her extensions, Kim made jokingly addressed the “rumors” that she made millions of dollars off of her 72 day marriage.

”If you really think about it, if this was a business decision and I really made allllllll of the money that people claimed I made…I’m a smart business woman…I would have stayed married longer! … It was a bad business decision.”

Oh Kim, you are so funny! We believe you gurl; that brain of yours is so big, we trust that you would never make a decision based on the opportunity of personal financial gain.

Kim confessed that after splitting from Humphries she moved in with her mother, Kris Jenner part time and with sister Kourtney part time, while she coped with the divorce. Can you imagine the repulsive tangled clog of black hair that must be festering in the bathtub drain? Gross.  At which point Kelly Rippa bends over the desk and vomits into a trashcan.

Kim blamed her inner hopeless romantic for thinking that she had found prince charming in Kris Humphries.  Using her wookie sister Khloe’s quickie wedding to Lamar Odom as an example, (which took place 30 days after they met), Kim thought she could make her marriage work the same way. Kim explained that Bruce and Kris Jenner dated for only 5 months before they got married and they have now been married for 20 years. Apparently this was enough evidence for her to take the $18 million paycheck for an easy walk down the aisle. Sure, blame someone else for your pathetic decision…although I’m sure this is exactly the example Kris Jenner set for her girls to follow.

It was increasingly difficult to pay attention to the interview as I found myself thinking Kim was actually Nasim Pedrad from Saturnday Night Live. Once you get Nasim’s Kim character in your head, it makes any interview with the real Kim Kardashian a snooze fest.