Woody Allen has a thing for Miz Lindsay Lohan. Whether he has a thing for gingers, or troubled women, or troubled gingers, he has her under his skin!
Over the weekend the movie mogul was photographed on a romantic evening with Lindsay. Complete with twinkling starlight, expensive wine, and a Viagra discussion about “future projects.” Ole Woody was workin’ his mojo. Since their one night stand evening together, Allen has bragged on Lohan’s acting abilities, carrying on like she’s effing Sandra Bullock.
Well, she’s not. Quite actually, Lindsay Lohan has more in common with the porn star version of Sandy, rather than the real thing. Sorry bub.
However, Allen is eager to cast Lilo in an upcoming project.
“If there was some legal reason I couldn’t [cast her], that would be a different story, but it would not concern me personally, no. I think that she’d be just fine and she’d do a great job. As I say, she’s a very gifted girl and I would not hesitate. If I had something for her, I’d certainly call her.”
“Gifted” eh…..Maybe with her mouth.
Maybe he enjoys the spice that a super-diva brings to the set. Complete with dramatic exhaustion induced “collapses” on set and a few car accidents sprinkled in. Hey, who wouldn’t want an adult on set who carried around vodka in a water bottle? That sounds like a great idea….TOTALLY. Let’s ask the crew working on the set of ‘Liz and Dick’ and see what a pleasure she is to work with.
If Woody Allen is dead set on producing a film starring Miz Lohan, he’s going to have to learn that lesson on his own. They say you should never play with fire…..and that includes a fire crotch.