Dream KILLER!

That skinny b*tch is about to get slapped. Fa realz.

What I want to ask Victoria Beckham is if she’s ever had a dream destroyed by a single skinny stiletto heel. If she’s ever hoped and wished for something to come true that was suddenly derailed thanks to the selfishness of one individual. An individual who once went by the name of ‘Posh’. A person who has personally stood in the way of any previous Spice Girls reunion. Victoria Beckham needs to answer to her self-centered diva way of life. And it’s now or never.

Victoria Beckham is the reason that the Spice Girls did not perform at the Queen’s recent Diamond Jubilee celebration concert. For years it has been Victoria who has refused to take part in any reunion concerts, appearances, documentaries, and even a Diamond Jubilee?

WTF POSH.

You would think that being asked to perform for the Queen of England would be a big deal, a ‘not miss’ event. But Posh passed anyway. And now, the opportunity to produce an in depth documentary on all things Spice is in the works. If she shakes her head ‘no’ again, therefore sending this baby-Jesus inspired project to the trash, I’m going to break those stick like arms and legs with my bare hands.

Sources confirm that there are plans to produce a 90 minute Spice Girls documentary, released about the same time as Viva Forever, a Spice “infused” musical. Rumors indicate that this will be a down and dirty look into the rise of the girl group (and fall thanks to Victoria). Different from their movie ‘Spice World’ from a decade ago, which was so bad it seriously caused nausea in the first five minutes.

Now, I wouldn’t jump on board for that type of project again, but a well written and researched documentary?! COME ON. It’s like she has forgotten the zillions of screaming teenage girls that saved their allowance to buy their tapes. Or even those, cough, cough, who bought two copies of Spice World on VHS, AND their entire collection of Spice Girl Barbie dolls. But I’m not going to mention any names…

The girls haven’t performed together since 2008 and Beckham has blocked any reunion attempts since the 90’s. I understand that she has a fashion empire to run, and kids, but don’t the other women have obligations too?!

Wouldn’t you absolutely cream your pants for a Spice Girls documentary? And if Beckham stands in the way one more time, I seriously will be booking the next flight to England. That b*tch better watch her bony back.