Seal and Heidi Call it Quits!

This goes to show that even the happiest couples in Hollywood have their secrets!

Heidi Klum and her husband since May of 2005, Seal are reportedly headed for Splitsville. Sources claim that Heidi is expected to file early next week, which truly is a little shocking. Maybe renewing those vows every year on their anniversary wasn’t such a good idea…

Perhaps the “irreconcilable differences” are due to the fact that Heidi is tired of sleeping with a man who doesn’t have a real name. It’d be hard to respect a guy like that. Or, she has finally given up on trying to figure out what “kissed by a rose on the grave” really means. No matter what the reason may be the couple do have 3 children together and Seal had adopted Heidi’s oldest daughter from a previous marriage. Get ready for non stop news about their bitter custody battles. Shit’s about to get real.

Heidi definitely won’t make out like Vanessa Bryant did, but we are sure she made more this year than Seal. (How much does a professional stay at home dad make?) Let’s hope for her sake she signed a pre-nup, or it’s going to be bad news bears for her.

Aaaaand another one bites the dust!