Kris and Myla

Well, sticking it in a Kim Kardashian look alike was his first mistake. When Kris Humphries was photographed with Myla Sinanaj, a gorgeous girl with tan skin and long black hair, it got the media’s attention. Sinanaj had no problem settling in to the flashing photo lifestyle and constant speculation that she was the new Kim Kardashian.

Kanye said it best, “She ain’t nothing but a gold digger” and it’s humorously coincidental that he wrote the lyrics to that song. But Myla wasn’t after anything else but some of Kim Kardashian’s fraudulent wedding fund, Kris’ cash.

Since K-Hump and Myla’s relationship lasted only a few special evenings, she is eager to get rich while she has the chance. Her plans to extort money from Humphries have him calling in the FBI on her gold digging ass. He wants to turn over the text messages and emails from her to prove that she has no story to sell, and geeze, this guy just can’t get a break!

An inside source confirms,

“Myla is truly acting like woman scorned. She didn’t get what she wanted from Kris and threatened to go to the press and ruin him if he didn’t pay her off. Myla wanted millions of dollars; it was totally outrageous. Kris has nothing to hide and decided to have his attorney, Lee Hutton, contact the FBI. Kris will meet with the FBI this week and turn over text messages and emails he had exchanged with Myla. Kris had to go to the FBI because he truly believes that she is capable of making up crazy lies about him. Kris will fully cooperate with the FBI and do anything that is asked of him.”

She wants to ruin him? I think Kim Kardashian’s snail trail has pretty much taken care of that for the next several years. After where she’s been, I wouldn’t be eager to get all up in Kris Humphries either!

Since the drama exploded with Myla, Kris wants absolutely nothing to do with her. (Those few nights must not have been anything special.) She’s holding her high heels in her hand, with smudged eyeliner taking the MAJOR walk of shame while this boils over.

I hope the FBI can take her down a few notches! (Or really erase her identity from ever existing in the first place. But if they can do that for her, let’s hope they do the same to Kim!)

The source continued,

“Kris just wants to forget he ever met her. He hasn’t spoken to her since she started claiming to be his girlfriend, and he has no plans to ever talk to her again.”

Don’t you just feel terrible for Kris though? As time passes and he continues to struggle with Kim in the court system, I’m feeling some guilty respect for him. I haven’t decided if he walked down the aisle and was totally blindsided when it fell apart in 72 days or not, but I’m starting to lean in defense of his innocence.

He’s going to learn his lessons, one at a time and so far none of them have been easy!

Do you think Kris will escape this latest episode with Myla unscathed? Or do you think that she really has a story to tell? Let us know in the comments below, and be sure to like our Facebook page, follow us on Twitter and subscribe to our emails!