The Biebs' New Tat, Doesn't It Make Him So Macho?

New tattoo, but if he were to show us exactly what you were thinking, I’d bet it’d be pretty small too.

When Justin Bieber recently cruised through the Toronto airport dripping swag all over the terminals, he gave the paparazzi a little somethin’ somethin’ they weren’t expecting to see. No it wasn’t his miniature cocktail wiener…it was actually a new tattoo on his right arm, just above his elbow, that’s about as big as a pinky fingernail. How manly.

Unfortunately it doesn’t read ‘MOM’ or ‘SELENA’. Now that would be something to write about. The new ink is a Japanese symbol for the word ‘music’. Probably a gentle reminder of his helmet hair days when his voice was as squeaky as a fresh Petco dog toy. I’d want to remember those days too… The challenges of puberty, my first nipple hair, my last pair of tighty whiteys, the usual. But when you are the Biebs your adolescence included a skyrocket to unfathomable fame, screaming 8 year olds and again, a bad haircut.

So as much as I’d like to rag on Justin for his dinky inky, music is what got him all of those fancy cars and clothes. So if you want to permanently brand yourself with a tacky Japanese symbol like Britney’s tramp stamp, you go ahead. Might as well to for the tribal next time and wear a neon green tank to the tattoo parlor…bro.

But at this rate, if Biebs is working his way towards a full sleeve, that’s going to take awhile my friends…

When you’re on the road and boredom sets in, I guess a new tattoo makes sense? Nah…not even then.

What do you think of Justin’s new ink?