Gabriel Aubry VS. Halle Berry’s Bank Account…BOOYAH BETCHEZZ!

"Here's your kid, where's my money?"

Right now, Halle Berry’s baby daddy Gabriel Aubry is singing “I’m too sexy for my pants” while sliding around his hardwood floors in his socks. Because he just hit the jackpot in court, big time.

In a very public custody battle for their daughter Nahla, Aubry and Berry have argued for months over money, housing, child support and everything else under the sun. While their legal teams hash it out in court, Berry has slowly created a new life for herself. Probably hoping that by starting fresh with fiancé Oliver Martinez, this custody case with Aubry would just disappear. Well that’s not how it works. It don’t matter who you iz!

And however lavish the French countryside may be and how many trips there you take, it can’t erase your problems back in the States girlfriend. And that big problem that you are trying to cover up in your cat woman litter box just took a big stinky dump on your check book.

Earlier this morning a court judge ruled in favor of Gabriel Aubry, which granted her ex husband $20,000 per month in child support payments. Meeeeeowwwwwwwww. That’s gotta hurt.

But when you are Halle Berry, $20K is probably like buying a pack of Orbit at the checkout.

Nahla is almost 4 years old and practically all she’s known her whole life is this bitter battle between her parents. However, if Halle gets her way and the courts allow her to per-ma-nent-ly move her daughter to France, she’s going to know a whole new culture!

It’s expected that a court decision will rule on the move later this month or in early July. Money can’t buy you love and it can’t buy your baby girl, so I wonder how Aubry really feels about Nahla moving across the globe.

But if Nahla moves to France with her momma, what does that mean to Gabriel’s $20K per month allowance?? Any ideas??

Guess we’ll have to wait and see!!


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