Today on Intervention: Slimfast Addiction

Malnutrition and separation anxiety from Ashton’s beard are not the suspected causes unfortunately. Last night Demi Moore was rushed to the hospital and some have said the cause is likely substance abuse related. Since she is now so incredibly rail thin, perhaps too many Slimfasts are to blame? Should we call the people at Intervention for a good come to Jesus?

A representative for Demi cited “exhaustion” and “overall health” as the cause for her hospital visit, not the fact that she hasn’t had a whole meal packed full of carby-goodness in about 6 months. The full statement explains:

“”Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends.”

The stresses in her life right now…really? With millions in her bank account and gi-normous house to lounge around in, I’m sure her life can’t be that tough. Sure, it is embarrassing that the whole planet knows Ashton Kutcher cheated on her with a girl half her age, who isn’t the spokesperson for an anti wrinkle cream, but that’s not worth a trip to the emergency room.

“Oh no, I stubbed my toe and fell down…pay attention to me…call the ambulance…and the paparazzi! I’ll try to look as pathetic as I can!”

This sounds a little too diva-licious for Demi, but perfect for a Mariah Carey story.