The good old days...

Kobe Bryant’s ex wife Vanessa Bryant is showing the world the benefit of marrying one of the highest paid players in the NBA and not signing a pre-nup beforehand. Now that her plans for the weekend include rolling around in $75 million in cash, frolicking naked in all 3 of the couple’s Newport beach mansions (that now belong to her) and letting her dogs use Kobe’s trophies as  chew toys, her life is pretty much perfect.

We feel kinda bad for Kobe though. When a celeb thinks that they have found true love and that the rest of their days will be filled with rainbows and bunnies, their brain tends to function abnormally. Somewhere Kobe is banging his head against the wall wishing for the old days when his problems were much simpler including rape allegations and purchasing Vanessa’s forgiveness with a 10 karat, $4 million dollar diamond.

Right about now, he’s wishing that Vanessa was spending her time in his house with his Nerf mini-hoop basketballs clenched tightly in her fist instead of his actual balls…