Simply Tragic...

It sounds like Heidi Klum is throwing her stuff into bags as fast as she can while a desperate Seal clings to her skinny ankle and begs for her not to go. Similar to the sad little seals you see on Animal Planet, just before a polar bear swoops them from their pack for a nice lunch. Seal has been on the interview circuit since the split including, Ellen and Piers Morgan trying to plead his case to the media.

Seal reiterated that the wedding vows he shared with Heidi were sacred and that he will honor them forever. Strangely still wearing his wedding ring, he commented that the ring will stay on as a symbol for the love that they will always share… That’s weird, Heidi is def not wearing her ring, because that’s what happens when someone files for divorce, creeper.  But, basically he is going to stalk the shit out of her and try to lock her up in a leather love dungeon so she can never get away. It is odd that they can commit to wearing ludicrous couple-themed Halloween costumes and dress up like freaking chimps in front of millions of people, but not follow through on their marriage. They even commited to furry face paint… sigh…

Some say that their split was due to his outrageous temper and honestly, he’s not one I would want to piss off. However, I can understand him losing his shiz over the annoying way that Heidi says “you’re out” on Project Runway. If he hasn’t exploded over the way she chooses to say that phrase, he can’t be that terrible to live with. That would be a deal breaker for me.

Go ahead and Youtube it now that you are curious. Listen to the dreadful accent Heidi suddenly develops to say “you’re out” to the contestants at the end of the show. It seriously makes me angrier than people who don’t pay attention to when a stop light turns green because they are texting and I hate that more than most things.  ^$%&%^*%$@%&!!!!!!!