One of These Things is Not Like the Others!

The suspicious looking Khloe Kardashain has never terrorized a city from the Sears tower, she hasn’t been spotted in a swamp on the TV show Catching Bigfoot, she hasn’t lived in the Congo or a zoo; even though we understand the resemblance. Examine the millions of photos of her and her two gorgeous sisters, you can’t blame anyone that would raise an eyebrow. The latest reports that Khloe is not biologically a Kardashian isn’t the worst news she received this week… Hostess filed for bankruptcy.

Lacking the signature black Kardashian hair, taller, fuller figured Khloe stands out in every photo shoot and appearance the Kardashian sisters have on their schedules. In December, Kim posted the Kardashain Christmas photos dating back to the early 80’s, and even at that time there was an elephant in the room.  On Wednesday, two former wives of Robert Kardashian spoke to Star Magazine about the possibility of Khloe not being his daughter.

“Khloe is not his kid. He told me that after we got married…” Robert Kardashian’s ex wife Jan Ashley confessed to the magazine… for a substantial chunk of cash no doubt.  Kardashian’s third wife Ellen also told the magazine that, “Robert did queston the fact that Khloe was his.” Of course public Tweets of outrage started spilling from Khloe, Kim, Kourtney and Kris soon after Star broke the story.

Always brand conscious, Kris Jenner interviewed with ABC to clear up the mess. “I’ve never heard such crap in my life.” Honestly Kris, we’ve had to hear a ton of Kardashian Krap over the last several years…so get your Kleenex kause Karma is a Killer.

Do you think Khloe is biologically a Kardashian?